Frugalité/Frugality

- Tu me fais rire.
- femme qui rit, à moitié dans mon lit.
- il faut trouver comment y attirer l’autre moitié, maintenant.
- vu que j’ai pas de gros besoins, une moitié suffira.
Mais moi, je ne sais pas me couper en deux.

- You make me laugh.
- the woman's laughing, she's half in my bed*.
- now, you have to find how to put the other half.
- My needs are low, half would do it.
But I don't know how to divide myself in two parts.

* french humour, might work.