Je vous souhaite une bonne année tous les jours de l’année.
Que votre progéniture, frappée d’extinction vocale, découvre
les vertus de l’obéissance et la grâce des bonnes manières.
Que vos ascendants, bénignement atteints d’une forme légère
de démence précoce, voient la vie en rose, et leur avenir plus assuré s’ils s’occupent
eux-mêmes de choisir leur avant-dernière résidence, voire la dernière, pour
être sûrs d’avoir du merisier et pas du pin vulgaire.
Que votre conjoint(e) et vos partenaires éventuels préfèrent
assurer votre bien-être et votre bonheur plutôt que d’entrainer votre pauvre cœur
à des soubresauts néfastes à sa longévité. Rappel, le coït et l’orgasme sont
excellents pour la santé.
Que vos voisins, dont la mise à la retraite ne fait qu’entériner
l’inutilité crasse sur cette planète, trouvent enfin le temps de bricoler en
semaine et vous laissent profiter de votre week-end au calme. Et que, par la
même occasion, le roquet du voisin d’en face soit victime d’une grave lésion
aux cordes vocales, qui le rendra plus aphone encore que votre progéniture.
I wish you a happy new year every day of the year.
May your offsprings, hit by a loss of voice, discover the virtue in obedience and the grace in good manners.
May your ascendants, beningly affected by a light form of early insanity, look on the bright side of life, and their future more secure if they take care themselves to choose their second to last residence, if not the last, just to be sure to get wild cherry instead of common pine wood.
May your spouse and your potential partners prefer to make sure of your well-being and your happiness, instead of leading your poor heart to harmful jolts for its life expectancy. Remind coitus and orgasm are very good for good health.
May your neighbours, which retirement only confirms they are unuseful on this earth, at least find time to do their odd jobs during the week, and let you enjoy your week-ends peacefully.
And may the neighbour's yappy dog be the victim of a serious damage on vocal cords, which makes it as voiceless as your offsprings.
I wish you a happy new year every day of the year.
May your offsprings, hit by a loss of voice, discover the virtue in obedience and the grace in good manners.
May your ascendants, beningly affected by a light form of early insanity, look on the bright side of life, and their future more secure if they take care themselves to choose their second to last residence, if not the last, just to be sure to get wild cherry instead of common pine wood.
May your spouse and your potential partners prefer to make sure of your well-being and your happiness, instead of leading your poor heart to harmful jolts for its life expectancy. Remind coitus and orgasm are very good for good health.
May your neighbours, which retirement only confirms they are unuseful on this earth, at least find time to do their odd jobs during the week, and let you enjoy your week-ends peacefully.
And may the neighbour's yappy dog be the victim of a serious damage on vocal cords, which makes it as voiceless as your offsprings.
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